Thursday, July 30, 2009

OBAMA'S BUDWEISER'S DIPLOMACY

Something is brewing in America.
What's that?
Beer.
Beer?! You must be joking.
I mean it. President Obama has ordered a beer get-together with Cow and Gates.
Cow and Gates? I guess you mean Officer Cowley and Professor Gates.
You get it! Obama wants to settle the racial palaver over a Budweiser six-pack.
I like that. Can he invite me?
No, you haven't arrested somebody unjustly of late neither have you accused somebody unjustly.
So I need to do that?
Sure, another police officer has just abused the black race claiming if he were the officer unjustly accused by a banana-eating monkey he would have sprayed him with pepper.
What's Obama going to do about that?
He will probably order another six-pack to ease the brewing tension.
I guess at the rate racial tension is rearing its ugly head in the Obama era and the way he has chosen to tackle the very volatile issue America may soon run out of beer.
That will be good for the Nigerian breweries. But on a serious note, these oyinbo people na wah for them.
Why do you say that?
Upon all these things Martin Luther King Jr talked that we should not be judged by the colour of our skin but by the content of our heart and brain these albinos still have it in theit brains that we are banana eating monkeys. na wah o!

1 comment:

  1. WETHER WE BE BANANA EATING MONKEYS OR MONKEYS EATING BANANAS, THE THING BE SAY NA BLACK MAN DEY RULE THE WORLD SUPER POWER COUNTRY. LIKE LATE MUSIC MAESTRO FELA WILL SAY-WETHER YOU LIKE OR YOU NO LIKE... NA THE ALBINOS DEM HEADACHE BE THAT.

    AMADI TINA
    ISOLO
    LAGOS

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